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'SNL' has Christmas message from Baldwin's Trump

18 December 2017, 12:49 | Nina Hammond

'SNL' has Christmas message from Baldwin's Trump

After Omarosa returns to the elderly villainess with a few locks of Trump┬┐s hair she refuses to hand it over. They then engage in a duel to the death. Omarosa prevails and tosses the old villainess out of the spaceship. Omarosa then declares victory

"It's my greatest achievement, so now I can settle down and be super-presidential - that is, until Don Lemon says something mean about me, and I tweet the actual n-word".

A parade of familiar White House characters comes through to help them do this - and just happens to reflect special counsel Robert S. Mueller III's deepening investigation into whether Trump colluded with Russian Federation to interfere in the 2016 presidential election. Kate McKinnon shows up with with a James Comey ornament to hang on the tree while Aidy Bryant offers up Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci.

"That's right", Baldwin's Trump muses.

And what does Conway want for Christmas?

Pence responded in the only way Pence really could, "Oh, I don't like that song because it mentions 'gay apparel'".

"Hey!" she shouted. "Let me in!"

"I will always remember that one time I heard him talk", Johansson continued. "Because he lied to us, Mr. President, and he acted alone, without our knowledge". The character was seen outside an Oval Office window, rapping on the glass.

Former White House Aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman was featured in not one, but two sketches on the season finale of Saturday Night Live this week. Here's how I vote: I look at both candidates, I listen to them speak, and then I ask myself, "If I got pulled over, which one of these candidates would I rather see approaching my auto?"

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Scarlett Johanssen, playing First Daughter Ivanka Trump, arrives with an ornament for former Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, explaining that she tried to make an ornament for Steve Bannon, but his face would not fit.

On husband Jared Kushner, Johansson's Ivanka said, "He's packing a go bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives".

"He's packing a go bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives", she says.

It's got nothing to do with Democrats versus Republicans. Moore had spent several weeks battling accusations of sexual misconduct with teenage girls and, at press time, has not yet conceded the race. "Which I'm pretty sure is a mesh tank top".

Alec Baldwin plays Trump on SNL.

The Trump boys then emerged (Alex Moffat and Mikey Day) to produce a bevy of other former White House employees and introduce "Elf on a Shelf" Jeff Sessions (McKinnon, again), a tiny, red spandex-adorned sprite on the mantel over the fireplace. "We got to cut off the head to kill the snake".

Merry Christmas from the Trumps!



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